Super Mario Bros
i loved this game. it's about mario. he goes around murdering animals and throwing their body parts at other animals. mario has a mustache and can shoot fire out of his face. i give this game an A+ because mario loves pizza. cowabunga!
i loved this game. it's about mario. he goes around murdering animals and throwing their body parts at other animals. mario has a mustache and can shoot fire out of his face. i give this game an A+ because mario loves pizza. cowabunga!
Sonic the Hedgey
i loved this game. sonic is a rude dude with a tude. he has spiked hair and runs really fast. he runs as fast as OJ Simpson. i played this game on super nintendo, but i've heard it's also on genesis. if you type in the password "L R L R" you can select mario. i give this game an A+.
Final Fight
i loved this game. you play as arnold schwarzenegger. your daughter gets raped, so you eat like 40 packs of roids and just go round gay bashing transvestites. i guess gay bashing was legal in the 80's. it isn't legal anymore, but this is still a great game! A+
Super Mario World
i loved this game. in this game, you get to be mario again. this time, you enslave a dino pet named shigeru miyamoto. you can make miyamoto eat stuff and spit it out at enemies by punching him in the head. you can ride on miyamoto for most of the game. sometimes, lil myamoto will try to run away and gain access to freedom, but you can easily make him your slave again by jumping on his back. I give this game an A+.
Bonks Adventure
i loved this game. it's an educational game that showed how people evolved. back in the day, people were cavemen and cavewomen. they went around hitting things with their heads and munchin meat. spoiler alert: bonk beats his arch nemesis bowser the lizard at the end of the game. this is my favorite game on the pc and mac. A +
i loved this game. it's an educational game that showed how people evolved. back in the day, people were cavemen and cavewomen. they went around hitting things with their heads and munchin meat. spoiler alert: bonk beats his arch nemesis bowser the lizard at the end of the game. this is my favorite game on the pc and mac. A +
World of Warcraft
i loved this game. in this game, you can play as someone from the past. i beat this game in 3 days because it was so much fun. i love that there is a whole world to play in. this type of game is called sandbox because you can pretend to be anyone you want (i.e. wizard, warlock or any celebrity). if you have internet access, then this game can last up to 5 days. i give this game an A+ because it's really fun to play.
Mario Kart
i loved this game. in this game, you play a car. if you are faster than the other cars, you win! you can throw dead animals at the other cars to make them mess up. nintendo is really into dead animals. the best version of mario kart is on playstation 1, but it is very rare so it may cost 4 dollars. an expert tip is that if you are in last place, you lose. A+
i loved this game. in this game, you play a car. if you are faster than the other cars, you win! you can throw dead animals at the other cars to make them mess up. nintendo is really into dead animals. the best version of mario kart is on playstation 1, but it is very rare so it may cost 4 dollars. an expert tip is that if you are in last place, you lose. A+
Street Fighters
i loved this game. in this game, you pick your favorite race. if you pick a white person, you are automatically racist and the game will sound a really loud alarm. my suggestion would be to pick an asian or a black person. this way you won't be labeled a racist right away. capcom has been fighting racism for years i'm glad they teamed up with konami to invent this game. A+
Tetris
i loved this game. tetris is a game where you fit shapes together. if you do a good job, the shapes will disappear. the shapes that disappear are called "ghost shapes" and they are worth extra points. if you don't turn all the shapes into ghost shapes then you will "get bricked, dude". getting bricked means losing. i liked tetris because it's just like all the other mario games. A+
i loved this game. tetris is a game where you fit shapes together. if you do a good job, the shapes will disappear. the shapes that disappear are called "ghost shapes" and they are worth extra points. if you don't turn all the shapes into ghost shapes then you will "get bricked, dude". getting bricked means losing. i liked tetris because it's just like all the other mario games. A+
Super Off Road
i loved this game. it's my 2nd favorite game starring ironman ivan stewart. in this game, you play a car that goes around a track. you can get money and buy stuff. if you don't buy enough nitros you will get bricked pretty quickly. this is one of the first arcade machines to feature a hot pretzel dispenser. i really enjoyed eating pretzels and playing super off road. A+
Galaga
i loved this game. in this game, you play a spaceship named galaga. it's up to you to defeat the robot bugs. this game was based on the movie starship troopers. the guy in the spaceship is jeff from saved by the bell. everyone hates jeff cause he stole kelly, but he's pretty good at the bonus rounds. i give this game an A+.
i loved this game. in this game, you play a spaceship named galaga. it's up to you to defeat the robot bugs. this game was based on the movie starship troopers. the guy in the spaceship is jeff from saved by the bell. everyone hates jeff cause he stole kelly, but he's pretty good at the bonus rounds. i give this game an A+.
Skate or Die 2: The New Batch
i loved this game. you get to play a skateboarder that picks up tacos off the ground. you also kill a grandma at the end of the first level. nintendo took that formula and ran with it in their grandma killing adventure called "grand theft auto 4". i recommend both and give this game an A+.
i loved this game. you get to play a skateboarder that picks up tacos off the ground. you also kill a grandma at the end of the first level. nintendo took that formula and ran with it in their grandma killing adventure called "grand theft auto 4". i recommend both and give this game an A+.
Donkey Kong
i loved this game. it's all about ben stiller from dodgeball and steve weeby. you play steve weeby and you have to get the highest score by jumping over donkey kong. a pro tip is to watch out for barrels. if you beat the game, lil steve weeby gets to quit teaching middle school. i give this game an A+.
Doom
i loved this game. you get to play as a character named wolfenstein. he is a flying arm and hand. the flying arm and hand can grab weapons to defeat creatures. at the end of the game, you find the rest of your body and become a full person. it's a great ending and princess peach is there to say thanks. A+
Ms. Pacman
i loved this game. ms. pacman is the wife of mr. pacman. she's into the same things he is: munchin pellets, eatin ghosts and magic the gathering. this game borrowed heavily from the ghostbusters and bill murry does the voice of mr. pacman in the cut scenes. this game gets an A+ for those reasons.
Mike Tyson's Punch Out
i loved this game. in this game, you play as a racist midget named rocky bologna. you have to go to every country and beat up every single race that you hate. aside from the racist plot line, this game is really fun. at the end you get to fight michael jordan. it's really cool to see him in all his 16 bit glory on the nes. A+
Clayfighter
i loved this game. it was made by tim burton. he spent a whole year perfecting his jpeg's. this game is the same game as street fighter, except tim burton made lil clay dudes. danny elfman did the score and it really shines on the 32 bit super nintendo. i give this game an A+
i loved this game. it was made by tim burton. he spent a whole year perfecting his jpeg's. this game is the same game as street fighter, except tim burton made lil clay dudes. danny elfman did the score and it really shines on the 32 bit super nintendo. i give this game an A+
Cool Spot
i loved this game. cool spot is the mascot for sprite and sierra mist. he's so awesome. he walks around sportin sunglasses. guess that the past was so bright he had to wear shades. i heard he wears his sunglasses at night like the song. this game gets an A+ cause i love drinking sprite.
Pitfighter
i loved this game. you star as jean claude van damme. you get dropped in a pit and it takes you back to the 1980's where shirts are illegal. once you get thrown in the pit, mortal kombat is declared and sometimes reptile pops out. this game is really fun on the 6 player arcade addition. wolverine makes an appearance and if you beat him, you win a free coupon for nachos. you can find this arcade game at your local eb games. A+
Super Metroid
i loved this game. in this game, you star as sammy who's a dude from the future. you have to shoot future birds and brains. if you collect all the items, you get to beat the game and get a sex change. my favorite part of this game was you face evil sammy. it's a very challenging stage. A+
Jerry Glanville's Pigskin Footbrawl
i loved this game. jerry glanville is back for his best game since jerry glanville's tecmo bowl. this game takes place in the past and it's really fun. you will love playing this game if you love jerry glanville and football. jerry's back is all i can say. A+ just for jerry.
Metal Slug
i loved this game. in this game, you play pat tillman. you were sent to iraq to murder anyone with a turban. this is another myamoto game that is fun to play if you ignore the blatant racism. this game was originally released for the n64, but has since been ported to game gear. A+
Ninja Gaiden
i loved this game. in this game you play ken from street fighters. it's up to you to save the president. this game is really fun cause you can pick raphael, michelangelo and ken. the hardest part of this game is beating the battletoads. i give this game an A+
Contra
i loved this game. in this game, you play as a governor named arnie stallone. arnie's whole family got raped 3 times by aliens so he's really pissed. it's really fun to run around killing all the alien rapists. unlike most nintendo employees, i am against rape. i found this game very rewarding. if you enjoyed street fighters, you will like this one. A+
Super Mario 64
i loved this game. it's the first mario in 3D and was developed by titanic creator James Avatar. in this game, you play as mario. if you can defeat sonic, you finally get to turn into wario. i really like how many pixels James Avatar put in this sony cartridge. A+
i loved this game. it's the first mario in 3D and was developed by titanic creator James Avatar. in this game, you play as mario. if you can defeat sonic, you finally get to turn into wario. i really like how many pixels James Avatar put in this sony cartridge. A+
Guitar Hero
i loved this game. you get to play a plastic guitar along with great songs. my favorite song on guitar hero was definitely amish paradise by coolio. if you press the buttons at the right time, coolio will give you a trophy. there is an online mode where you can win free coupons for tacos. since i love tacos i give this game an A+.
Halo
i loved this game. it's made by the same people that made wolfenstein's doom adventure. in this game, you play as a robot. the object is to shoot a gun. it's almost like a video game version of the movie "uncle buck". my favorite part of the game was definitely the middle. billy gates did a great job programing this on his apple computer. A+
Power Glove
i loved this game. you play as a glove that doesn't work. it's really fun because it's a controller on your hand. sometimes holding a controller is hard, but i love the glove. you can also give handjobs to homeless people with it so your hand won't get dirty. A+
Katamari
I loved this game. In this game, you play as a dude that has a super murder ball. The ball murders anything that it roles over (probably raping mentioned objects also). As more things get killed and raped, the ball gets bigger. The goal is to efficiently rape the universe. This game is a real gut buster and is sure to please your whole family.
