THE STORY OF THE SCARY GRAVE
Once there was a grave so scary that no one in the town would ever go to it. Until one day when little Steven Philladelphia decided he was gonna go there. He went there and at first, there we no ghosts.
"what's that???"., Steven screamed out like a punk ass bitch. Steven was getting scared cause he thought he heard a ghost.
"Booooo", said the ghost.
"I don't belive in ghosts". It wasn't really a ghost at all. It was Steven's friends.
"We tricked you stupid".
Steven got so pissed he pulled a drive by on them fools like 10 years later when he was the leader of a gang and all those dead kids became real ghosts and he got em good.
Once there was a grave so scary that no one in the town would ever go to it. Until one day when little Steven Philladelphia decided he was gonna go there. He went there and at first, there we no ghosts.
"what's that???"., Steven screamed out like a punk ass bitch. Steven was getting scared cause he thought he heard a ghost.
"Booooo", said the ghost.
"I don't belive in ghosts". It wasn't really a ghost at all. It was Steven's friends.
"We tricked you stupid".
Steven got so pissed he pulled a drive by on them fools like 10 years later when he was the leader of a gang and all those dead kids became real ghosts and he got em good.
THE STORY OF LITTLE STEVEN PHILLADELPHIA
Steven Philladelphia was born in the poor district of America. By the time he was 10 he got fooled into thinking that ghosts existed at a grave yard. He got so pissed that he started this totally bitchin dirt bike gang called "ghost patrol". If ANYONE, even Greg Pebbles, called anyone in the gang a ghost they would get like 10 drive bys.
Anyway, back to the tale. So Steven was out at old man Pebbles graveyard when he heard an eerie noise.
"Booooo", said the ghost.
"I didn't believe in ghosts when I was a little punk ass bitch and now I have a gang."
Right then Steven saw a real ghost. He got so scared that his pubes totally turned white.
From that day on STeven Philladelphia was a bon-a-fied werewolf.
When Steven went home to tell his friends they said "you can't be Steven, steven has been dead for ten years". As Steven looked up he saw a tombstone in the middle of the living room with his name on it. He looked in the mirror and saw he was like 50 percent translucent. Steven was a ghost werewolf.
