Bill Gates bought Dell computer company and changed the name to Bell Dell Gates

Bono donated his feet to Africa

John Lennon got married to Yoko Bono

Christian Bale quit Batman. Jack "Nickelback" Nicholson is gonna be batman now.

Robert "DJ" Jr. is gonna be in the new Look Who's Talking movie as the baby voice

Prince "Willman" William got arrested for not tippin the pizza dude.

Brad Pitt is was spotted fishing for ducks.

Lindsey Lohan went to the mall and bought 3 Pacific Sunwear's.

I saw Tim "the toolman" Taylor. He was eating food with utensils.

Owen "the Willman" Wilson was spotted buying bananas by the ton in Mexico.

Britney "the Spear-man" Spears was at home today.

Guess who broke up again! Pamela Anderson.